Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Reality Television Sucks.

You come home from a long day at work/school, tired and looking to chill for a bit before you get started on something... well... productive. So you pick up the remote for the television and press the 'power' button. Your TV is way too old to possibly not have rodents living inside, so it takes forever to turn on. You wait around 3 minutes before the screen lights up, but to your disappointment, after all of that impatient waiting, Snooki is prancing around inside of your screen like a psychotic and rabid barbie doll. The only good thing about this is that it makes you believe that there are people stupider than yourself out there. (I am not implying that you are stupid. I am implying that you probably think you are at least some of the time.) It makes you feel somewhat happy with your hum-drum, simpleton, possibly suburban life. Other than that, reality television is stupid, irritating, and pointless. In my opinion, a complete waste of time.

If you watch this, be ashamed. If this resembles you and your 'possey', be very ashamed.

2 comments:

  1. Except for Gordon Ramsay shows...those do NOT suck. Otherwise we're in agreement.

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  2. Touche... those are quite interesting

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